омайгад.
этот фик весь состоит из пейрингов, которые я ненавижу или к которымравнодушна, и мой шип тут представлен бромансом,
но он настолько охуенен, настолько это вообще возможно.
Учитывая, что это миди... HAPPINESS IS COMIN!!!
цитаткиBoth of them crept to the edge of the Ford and watched Bombalurina's tirade. She had gone from insulting the Rum Tum Tugger to insulting his family. After five minutes of hearing about the intelligence (or lack thereof), deformities and probable sexual habits of his forebears, Demeter felt that it was time to step in.
"…SON OF A SYPHILITIC PEKINGESE!"
"Careful now, Bombi. Half the Yard is family to the Tugger."
-...
"On the bright side, if the Tugger was anywhere in London, he probably heard most of that," Munkustrap went on, "But I'm sure that Old Deuteronomy isn't overly fond of being called a syphilitic Peke. Besides, I'm his son too. What does that make me?"
"Puh-lease! I've been humiliated and all you two can think about is making out? Don't interrupt me again! The Tugger is full of--"
"Himself?"
"SHUT UP, DEMI!"
"We were walking in the park and he asked me to get some ice cream. When I came back, he was all OVER some trashy, cross-eyed Siamese!"
"Not Cassandra?"
"OF COURSE, not Cassandra! Can't you hear Alonzo and her in that box? I'm pretty sure they're not playing Scrabble."
"Then he had the nerve to say he was only hugging her because she was his cousin and back in town for two weeks, and then he told me to apologize!"
"Apologize? For what?"
"Gave her a good right hook to the jaw. Huh! Cousins! I hope he'll be VERY happy having cross-eyed brats crawling under his feet!"
"Oh, Talim is back in town? I'll have to drop by and say hi."
А КАКИЕ ДИАЛОГИ У ТЕЙЗЕР И ДЖЕРРИ!
О майгад, тут сохранен их акцент!!
"Sorry 'bout that. Teazer's got bad aim."
"Jerrie! Oi saw you, that was YOUR ballon what 'it the Tugger!
"Yeah, but you hit Bombi when you was aiming at Misty!"
"Noice shot, Teaze."
"Not really. That time Oi was aiming at Bombi.'
Вторую главу нужно цитировать целиком.
Хотя там Тейз такие сентенции со своим акцентом выдает, что я голову ломаю, понять пытаясь